A new link on Why So Seri­ous has been unveiled, link­ing to a per­son­al­ity pro­filer. This comes in the form of 14 ques­tions, at the end of which your score is judged on clas­sic arcade style machine. Notice that at the bot­tom there is a pad­locked cup­board, could this con­tain some­thing of par­tic­u­lar inter­est to us?

There will be more tests in a few days.

The Ques­tions

(Thanks to arman200 for typ­ing them out)

what is your favorite color
1.police tape yel­low
2.pumpkin guts orange
3.jugular red
4.corpse blue

what large orga­ni­za­tion have you been affil­i­ated with?
1.military
2.prison
3.arkham
4.not a peo­ple person

most inter­est­ing men­tal ill­ness?
1.OCD
2.kleptomania
3.chirepteraphobia
4.pseudobulbar effect

what do you do when you wake up in the morn­ing?
1.look in the mir­ror, admire beau­ti­ful smile
2.check crimes in var­i­ous cities
3.scan gotham times head­lines
4.call mommy

most impor­tant hench­man attribute
1.ready to give life for boss
2.ready to give life to boss
3.always putting on best smile
4.not ask­ing questions

what is your favorite thing to do on a date
1.attend die fle­d­er­maus
2.get makeovers
3.bound and gag fam­ily mem­ber
4.polka

favorite music?
1.yanni
2.whatever they play at asy­lum dur­ing meds
3.static
4.I’m a visual person

what do you look for in love
1.split per­son­al­ity
2.photogenic
3.good dri­ving skills, knowl­edge of secu­rity sys­tems
4.multi mil­lion dol­lar life insur­ance policy

first image you see when you close your eyes?
1.sun com­ing over prison walls
2.timer.set
3.twisted faces of anguish
4.puppies in a basket

delight­ful episode in human his­tory?
1.hindenburg crash
2.titanic sink
3.french royal guil­lo­tine
4.mad lib invented

use­ful skills?
1.operate heavy machin­ery
2.audit tax forms
3.drive school bus
4.pest extermination

lethal force accept­able?
1.improve genetic shock of human­ity
2.little pick­meup
3.get atten­tion
4.instill panic

best hair­style?
1.dyed green and blood
2.fright wig
3.faux hawk
4.toupee

life’s ulti­mate pur­pose?
1.find funny videos for friends
2.become worst you can be
3.expose hypocrisy in self deluded
4.watch the world burn